sceptre:

if you didnt take a picture of your starbucks did you really have starbucks

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bunny-bum:

Nash Grier deleted his tumblr and someone’s already hoarded his url and the only thing on it now is a picture of a naked Gus Sorola drinking beer while sitting on a chair in a corner. I’m fucking pissing myself over here.

augustsuwaters:

"I have nothing to wear" = “I can’t find the 5 shirts I wear under the piles of clothes I never wear but refuse to get rid of."

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simsgonewrong:

When you become friends with the sidewalk
fappuclno:

YALL ALWAYS TAKING EVERYTHING TOO FAR

heatmor:

literally what the fuck is pitbull even talking about

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vanish:

DC

greydelisle:

I thought Pitbull’s first name was “Featuring”.

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just-relatable:

click for relatable on your dash
  • WiFi:connected
  • Me:then fucking act like it

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I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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killself:

visiting Yahoo Answers instead of a doctor

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